t2z - TALES - 'Bootleg' banners

" ** In effort to get the word about "Tales of the TMNT" and our other books, we're creating some banners that you can use to post on the various forums, blogs, what-have-you out there on the interweb. A lil' bit of guerilla marketing never hurts! Thanks for the support! "
-- Dan Berger
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being evil has it's advantages .

So thus the decree is set out by the masters of the Foot Clan ::

YOU MUST GET TO THE GROUND - ROOTSand support TALES of the TMNT virally ,verbally , virtually , veritavly , forum-ally , facebookally, Myspace-ally , in the alleys and subways, with your friends and enemies..

and when the likes of those goody two-shoes Turtles plastered all over your sigs and sonic-cyber greetings isn't good enough.

Seed the green with evil.

** Thus is offered to you, woeful supporters the alternate t2z - BOOTLEG Tales- Banners ** .

Cuz sometimes supporting the coolest comic books ever requires some tough,spiky love and putting your best FOOT forward..and helping 'Tales- ' in conquering the WORLD !!

..and um well .. it keeps Tokka outta trouble.

( for now.. ).

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孫悟空 PAL ix

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孫悟空 PAL ; tOkKa's distraction - N - NERVOUS NIRVANA by tOkKa

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Justice is coming to PEZ

Joe's Apartment :: Kitty-cat Rodeo // Terrorbull & A Long-tailed cat in a Room Fulla Rockin Chairs - Olde Tyme Radio Showe Mix by tOkKa

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Joe's Apartment :: { COWABUGGY BUNG BUG } Sewer Surfin' SCUMBUG - edit ..by tOkKa

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Jay Brannan :: Freshman {COVER } Schizo Fag listening thru the Basement Vent - EDIT

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.. made to be imperfect..



..as title suggests ..

 - later

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01092009 :: i ♥ timebomb

"LEECH BEAR " [[ Proposed spot ad / character design for The LEECHPIT, Colorado Springs ]]

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"Leech Bear is in his mid-somethings.

His mom was a Teddy Bear and his Dad was Leech but he was adopted by a herd of pronghorn deer. He lives by the liquor store now in some old little house with Pac-man on it.

He is a Leech trapped in a Teddy Bear's body.

His tongue is a Leech.

No one understands him but everyone thinks they could have loved him in another life when they were pronghorn.



He was raised on good music and he eats blood and the souls of fundamentalists.


He got kicked out of LEECHURCH once for licking the sermon. He once ate an angry, fundamentalist pit bull but spit it out because it was bitter.

He is not a villain but will play one on T.V. as long as there is food and vinyl and a steady supply of fundamentalists.



He likes people and likes to eat the mean ones.

He likes to go to allot of music shows and eat things.

He eats good vinyl and his favourite treat is rare,vintage crap that is good, gently used crap.

He still has a crush on Strawberry Shortcake cuz she smells good but he wouldn't eat her.

He once almost married a wombat a red-rock, but they found love with a pair of geraniums and left him to go live in a shoebox on the East side of Chicago.

His eyes are beady, yet big .. cuz he is always looking around for more good music to eat.

He won't eat puppies but the more bad music he hears he goes crazy .. he'll raid a French Man's fries and free them and feed them to the puppies.

You can trade him your vintage crap for better crap and better music but he will not share his fries.

He thinks he can play music but he never knows until he tries .. and if he forgets soon after he tries, he'll never know again.

He once was wearing pants .. but he ate them so he isn't wearing them anymore.


He choked on the zipper.. and had to go to the hospital, but is alright now. "


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tOkKa's Print Shop on DA **

-->> To those interested ( being the 2 people, three pack-mules, and the ghost of a road kill armadillo who make up my fanbase ) ..

Tokka's Art Prints, puzzles , Coffee Mugs, Mouse Pads, Calendars, coasters and other fun stuff with the awful artwork of the worlds most sinister Snapper is available on ::

** Tokka's DA Shop **
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actually having purchased prints and magnets and such from a few of my other favourite artist on DA .. i can attest to the good quality of the items.

Plus it also helps support your local loco Toddler Terror !!

Just take a look at that big ol' smug thermal mug !!

You too can cuddle up by the fire this helliday season with a big ol' spike stickin' out of the marshmallows floating in your hot cocoa !!

To take your order.. Santa's sweatshop DA Elves are standing by ( in terror ) !!

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Triceramugg :: ..bully

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(( ..rather early look ))

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maternally deprecating gift from my mother ♥ ♥

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-->> .. O', Mother dearest .. are you mocking me ..


...noooooooo..


.. my mother loathes .. err - - loves me with all her heart n' souless ness.



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t2z - the tOkKA bootlegz :: T.C.R.I., Tootie the Utrom and the Biggest little War House in Ho'whoare ..// { Ink & Paint by tOkKa over copy of Eric Talbot's Utrom Pencils }