tOkKPOST :: INKY Vs. Sarah Palin's war on Alaska's Wildlife & Feral Chihuahuas

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FAMOUS SUMO WRESTLER'S MUTT LOST IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, Bananazillion dollar REWARD !!
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Up in Alaska it gets really stinky.

This is about the Turtles' Sumo friend & his lil' pooch named..

"INKY".


The jet black mut's about the size of Tattoo's pinky.

The Crazy' bugger's been know known ta get real kinky. ( Summin' about poodles..).

His powerful bite is compact and dinky .. but now he dances with wolves ** wink,nudge,winky**.


Tatoo is worried , Tatoo is scared ..; the facts of the matter, the big guy ain't prepared.

Last seen in Norfolk, Nebraska.
No wait that ain't right..Ninjara knows.
Dunno but Alaska.

If you have seen this ugly prized mutt.
Give us a call, or 'Too'll pound yir' butt.

But if you know the where's on the hyper lil' Twinkie..

BIG REWARDS COULD BE YOURS, JUST FOLLOW THE LINKY !!

Or Call toll free 555-5005

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