Sunday, January 4, 2009

"LEECH BEAR " [[ Proposed spot ad / character design for The LEECHPIT, Colorado Springs ]]

"LEECH BEAR "  - i  [[ Proposed spot ad / character design for The LEECHPIT, Colorado Springs ]]


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"Leech Bear is in his mid-somethings.

His mom was a Teddy Bear and his Dad was Leech but he was adopted by a herd of pronghorn deer. He lives by the liquor store now in some old little house with Pac-man on it.

He is a Leech trapped in a Teddy Bear's body.

His tongue is a Leech.

No one understands him but everyone thinks they could have loved him in another life when they were pronghorn.



He was raised on good music and he eats blood and the souls of fundamentalists.


He got kicked out of LEECHURCH once for licking the sermon. He once ate an angry, fundamentalist pit bull but spit it out because it was bitter.

He is not a villain but will play one on T.V. as long as there is food and vinyl and a steady supply of fundamentalists.



He likes people and likes to eat the mean ones.

He likes to go to allot of music shows and eat things.

He eats good vinyl and his favourite treat is rare,vintage crap that is good, gently used crap.

He still has a crush on Strawberry Shortcake cuz she smells good but he wouldn't eat her.

He once almost married a wombat a red-rock, but they found love with a pair of geraniums and left him to go live in a shoebox on the East side of Chicago.

His eyes are beady, yet big .. cuz he is always looking around for more good music to eat.

He won't eat puppies but the more bad music he hears he goes crazy .. he'll raid a French Man's fries and free them and feed them to the puppies.

You can trade him your vintage crap for better crap and better music but he will not share his fries.

He thinks he can play music but he never knows until he tries .. and if he forgets soon after he tries, he'll never know again.

He once was wearing pants .. but he ate them so he isn't wearing them anymore.


He choked on the zipper.. and had to go to the hospital, but is alright now. "


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"LEECH BEAR "  - ii  [[ Proposed spot ad / character design for The LEECHPIT, Colorado Springs ]]

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